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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
Episodes

Monday Jun 09, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (8/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Monday Jun 09, 2025
Monday Jun 09, 2025
Chapter 8/8 - this podfic is now complete!
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Friday Jun 06, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (7/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Friday Jun 06, 2025
Friday Jun 06, 2025
Chapter 7/8
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley
Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/147075253

Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (6/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Chapter 6/8 - We're all caught up with the remaster, this podfic chapter is brand new!
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (5/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Chapter 5/8 - Remastered and with new music!
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley
Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146793109

Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (4/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Chapter 4/8 - Remastered and with new music!
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley
Link to this chapter to see the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146660089

Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (3/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Chapter 3/8 (remastered and featuring new music!)
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley
Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146528212#workskin

Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (2/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Tuesday Jun 03, 2025
Chapter 2/8 - Remastered and featuring updated music!
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Monday Jun 02, 2025
Strawberry Sweet (1/8) by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Monday Jun 02, 2025
Chapter 1/8 (remaster with new music!)
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Credits:
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley
Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350#workskin

Wednesday May 28, 2025
Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis (selections from ch5)
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Selections from Chapter 5 - Abridged for audio (collab between author + podficcer)
Rating: Explicit, Creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38614536/chapters/96531126
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Author Summary:
Every happy ending has a beginning.
Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.
Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.
Tags: Backstory, semi-realistic, Minor Violence, Young Edward, Jack being a dick, hornigold, cw: blood, cw: dark, a canonical exploration, Angst and Humor, edward teach being an absolute menace, edward teach being an absolute badass, Edward Teach inspiring everyone to love and hate him at the same time, As you do, young!Ed, young!Jack, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Slavery, cw: drug use
Credits:
- Cover photo: https://unsplash.com/@gustavo0351
- Music: Kua Tipa Ra - Maori Lullaby, performed by Justine Wheeler & Louise Raven-Tiemele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwc3PptKeo
- Intro/Outro: The Bass Singers of TikTok - Hoist The Colours (A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCRK_5P51E

Monday May 26, 2025
Truth by FPwoper
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
Truth by FPWoper
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: G, No archive warnings apply
Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60959725/chapters/155727373
Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Black Pete."
Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone

Monday May 26, 2025
Motivation by FPWoper
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
Motivation by FPWoper
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: G, No archive warnings apply
Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47507893/chapters/119726113
Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Jim realising something about Oluwande."
Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone

Monday May 26, 2025
There Are Other Worlds Than These by Metavenhorst
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
There Are Other Worlds Than These by metavenhorst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42275940
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Ed and Stede wake up in a void full of endless doors. Where do they lead?

Sunday May 18, 2025
The Midnight Cafe (8/8) by Karawrites and Deanbird
Sunday May 18, 2025
Sunday May 18, 2025
Chapter 8/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to chapter art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146758879
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending

Sunday May 18, 2025
Sunday May 18, 2025
Listen to This: "Accommodations" by Vmarssmartrthnme, narrated by PilotPiratePods
Link to Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61120966/chapters/156169366
Link to Written Work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59557609/chapters/151896526

Sunday May 18, 2025
(bloom, bear fruit) by blackkat
Sunday May 18, 2025
Sunday May 18, 2025
(bloom, bear fruit) by blackkat
A Star Wars: The Clone Wars fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: General audiences, no archive warnings apply
Relationship: Echo/Agen Kolar
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61940503
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Courting Rituals, Humor, Fluff, Flowers
I'm podficcing this story for Voiceteam 2025 for the prompt Into the Unknown. This story was recommended to me by farkenshnoffingottom.

Friday May 09, 2025
The Midnight Cafe (7/8) by Karawrites and Deanbird
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 7/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Outro: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending

Friday May 09, 2025
The Midnight Cafe (6/8) by Karawrites and Deanbird
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 6/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending

Friday May 09, 2025
The Midnight Cafe (5/8) by Karawrites and Deanbird
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 5/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending

Friday May 09, 2025
The Midnight Cafe (4/8) by Karawrites and Deanbird
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 4/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending

Friday May 09, 2025
The Midnight Cafe (3/8) by Karawrites and Deanbird
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 3/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending