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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
Episodes
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Content Warning Details for Sex with Other People (Spoilers)
Stede gets his dick sucked by someone else who he pretends is Ed. It is only briefly described.
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Ed is described as running away from home as a teenager and stealing from his victims before becoming a professional thief. Also, clarifying again here, that Ed has a very vivid nightmare where he kills Stede by draining him via sex. Sorry!
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Details for Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Boundary Violations, Crime, Stalking, Nightmares, Sex with Other People: This 100% does what it says on the tin. Ed is a succubus who feeds via oral sex in the back alley of a bar. Stede is the human who keeps watching him do it. Ed is aware that Stede’s there. Ed’s victims don’t know they’re being watched. Ed sets boundaries that Stede disregards, but all of the sex between them is consensual, and they are both very into it. Ed has used his abilities to commit financial crimes. Ed stalks Stede. Stede doesn’t know but would be jazzed if he did know. Ed has a nightmare that his power kills Stede. Stede has sex with someone else at Ed's insistence. It isn't successful.
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Content Warning Details for Sex with Other People (Spoilers)
- Stede gets his dick sucked by someone else who he pretends is Ed. It is only briefly described.
Wednesday Mar 18, 2026
Wednesday Mar 18, 2026
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Ed is described as running away from home as a teenager and stealing from his victims before becoming a professional thief. Also, clarifying again here, that Ed has a very vivid nightmare where he kills Stede by draining him via sex. Sorry!
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Tuesday Oct 28, 2025
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Details for Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Boundary Violations, Crime, Stalking, Nightmares, Sex with Other People: This 100% does what it says on the tin. Ed is a succubus who feeds via oral sex in the back alley of a bar. Stede is the human who keeps watching him do it. Ed is aware that Stede’s there. Ed’s victims don’t know they’re being watched. Ed sets boundaries that Stede disregards, but all of the sex between them is consensual, and they are both very into it. Ed has used his abilities to commit financial crimes. Ed stalks Stede. Stede doesn’t know but would be jazzed if he did know. Ed has a nightmare that his power kills Stede. Stede has sex with someone else at Ed's insistence. It isn't successful.