OFMD Podfics by Littlefingies

Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis (selections from ch5)

Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Selections from Chapter 5 - Abridged for audio (collab between author + podficcer)

Rating: Explicit, Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38614536/chapters/96531126

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Author Summary: 

Every happy ending has a beginning.

Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.

Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.

Tags: Backstory, semi-realistic, Minor Violence, Young Edward, Jack being a dick, hornigold, cw: blood, cw: dark, a canonical exploration, Angst and Humor, edward teach being an absolute menace, edward teach being an absolute badass, Edward Teach inspiring everyone to love and hate him at the same time, As you do, young!Ed, young!Jack, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Slavery, cw: drug use

Credits:
- Cover photo: https://unsplash.com/@gustavo0351
- Music: Kua Tipa Ra - Maori Lullaby, performed by Justine Wheeler & Louise Raven-Tiemele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwc3PptKeo
- Intro/Outro: The Bass Singers of TikTok - Hoist The Colours (A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCRK_5P51E

Truth by FPwoper

Truth by FPWoper
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: G, No archive warnings apply

Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60959725/chapters/155727373

Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Black Pete."

Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone

Motivation by FPWoper

Motivation by FPWoper
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: G, No archive warnings apply

Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47507893/chapters/119726113

Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Jim realising something about Oluwande."

Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone

There Are Other Worlds Than These by Metavenhorst

There Are Other Worlds Than These by metavenhorst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42275940

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed and Stede wake up in a void full of endless doors. Where do they lead?

We Fit Together by allyisreading

We Fit Together by allyisreading
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54036202

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez

This is a season two missing scene set the morning after Calypso's birthday.

Tags: Canon Universe, Fluff, POV Jim Jimenez, Not Beta Read, She/They Archie, Garlic Knot/Garlic Soup Polycule, Deleted Scene, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02 

 

Adult Swim (Dreams do come true) by LaMer_nathalie

Adult Swim (Dreams do come true), written by LaMer_nathalie
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61754035

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede is fairly newly divorced, and hasn't found the courage or the time to dip his toes into the dating pool. So he's working on himself, one lap swim at a time. He notices a devastatingly handsome swimmer one evening. Cut to scene...

Tags: Fluff, gentlebeard, Fitness Fic, That Yummy Smelling Soap, The Meatmarket that is Adult Swim at the Public Pool, Okay maybe that is just wish fulfillment, Public Nudity, Butts 

Cover image source: Stephen Ventura https://unsplash.com/@stephen_ventura

Just To Kiss Me by adhduck

Just To Kiss Me, written by adhduck
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45974647

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed is learning how to be cared for, which apparently involves Stede helping him shave, and also saying what he wants--and what he doesn't. (Or: ace!Ed is about to be so, so fucking loved). 

Tags: Asexual Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sex-Favorable Blackbeard | Edward Teach, (/sex neutral), discussion of asexuality, discussion of sex, Implied/offscreen masturbation, Making Out, Shaving, Facial Shaving, stede shaves ed and it's VERY tender, Internalized Acephobia, (don't worry they talk through it all), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Neck Kissing, bc if ed's gonna shave his beard by god his neck and jaw deserve some love, Author is Asexual, basically i wanted ace!ed to be cared for and loved so FUCKING tenderly, and to have more fics with sex-favorable characters but not sex scenes bc there aren't many, Post-Season/Series 01, (i feel like i gotta use this now instead of post-canon lol), Non-Sexual Intimacy, sensual intimacy

Slow Down by dance_across

Slow Down by dance_across
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50845096

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed has some very specific ideas about what the collar means. Stede hasn't quite caught up yet.

Tags: POV Stede Bonnet, Ed's Collar, Kink Discovery, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Masturbation, Light Dom/sub, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02, Looking but not touching, taking it slow, Kissing, First Time, Ed Is Bad At Accepting Compliments, But Here Comes Stede The Compliment Machine, Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life 

Narrator's note: This podfic is a prompt fill for dance_across for the OFMD Gotcha for Gaza, which I still think is one of the coolest things this fandom has ever done. There are still unassigned prompts, so if you're an artist, a writer, or a podficcer I encourage you to check those out!
Info: https://ofmd-gotcha-for-gaza.carrd.co/
AO3 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/OFMD_Gotcha_for_Gaza
OFMDAction on bksy: https://bsky.app/profile/ofmdaction.bsky.social

Come What May by serpent_and_dahlia

Come What May by serpent_and_dahlia
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59291158

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: After a break up, Stede comes over to his best buddy Ed's house for a movie night. Is tonight the night that Ed finally tells him how he feels? Maybe, but expect 9,000 words of panic attack first.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad, brief Stede Bonnet/other, Moulin Rouge (2001) is weirdly central to the premise for some reason, No actual knowledge of Moulin Rouge (2001) needed, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Getting Together 

Note from the author: Hi friends! Here we are, baby's first modern AU. Basically I was watching Moulin Rouge a while back, and the next morning I woke up to a barely legible note that I'm pretty sure says, "Ed over-identifies with Satine???" And, well, here we are. As I mentioned in the tags, no previous knowledge of Moulin Rouge should be necessary here. Enjoy! 💜

spendin' time together (watch out, don't let it get you down) by ingydar

spendin' time together (watch out, don't let it get you down) by ingydar
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61717048

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: The Promise (Samia cover)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: ed and stede's first breakfasts together

Tags: Breakfast, Morning Kisses, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Missing Scene

Cherry by Ingydar

Cherry by Ingydar
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59366038

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

OFMD Holestice 2024 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Holestice2024

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Free Use, Spanking, the lightest eensiest weensiest bit of exhibitionism 

Summary: 

Stede should be praised, exalted for his restraint.

Ed is lying on the couch, tummy down, knees bent and legs crossed at the ankles. He’s got a game controller in his hands, big headphones on his head (kitty ears and all), a lollipop in his mouth, lower lip tantalizingly red.

“You fuck,” he grunts into the microphone around the candy, flexing his ankles. “You think you’re carrying?” He yanks it out of his mouth and sets it on the coffee table. “That’s fucking rich.”

Podfuckery: How the Dread Black Pete Single-Handedly Saved the Night by bizarrelittlemew

There’s a Podfuckery afoot!

What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.

This is the Podfuckery narrated by littlefingies and written by bizarrelittlemew.

Harpsichord Lessons by Temporal_discounting

Harpsichord Lessons  by Temporal_discounting
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: G, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60556876

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: An exploration of Stede's developing feelings for Ed. Set shortly after season 1, episode 5.

Tags: Canon-Compliant, Post-Episode: s01e05 The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well, Developing Relationship, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, but he doesn't quite understand that yet, Stede is figuring some stuff out, Fluff, Non-Sexual Intimacy 

 

Easy-Peasy, Pudding and Fucking Pie by What_Accountants_Do

Easy-Peasy, Pudding and Fucking Pie by What_Accountants_Do
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: T, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57994408

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed heads out to Roach's cafe on a Friday night for a slice of pie. He meets one of Roach's friends who fled there to recover from a bad first date.

Tags: Meet-Cute, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, love in a cafe, Bad First Date, But Ed is there to pick up the pieces, Our Flag Means Death Happiness Happens Event, Not Beta Read 

 

Now You Get To Say That To Me by veeagainst

Now You Get To Say That To Me by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: E, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59319115

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: After Izzy dies, Stede comforts Ed. A glimpse into a moment elided by canon.

Tags: Episode: s02e08 Mermen, Missing Scene, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hurt/Comfort, Tender Sex, Anal Sex, Grief/Mourning 

Halloween Sunset by the_widow_olivia

Halloween Sunset by the_widow_olivia
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59976721

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: Halloween Sunset by John Craigie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChAhRxI9I3o)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed and Stede set out to carve a jack-o-lantern for the inn, and Ed reflects on love in a season of change.

Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeepers Era, Domestic Fluff, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), Introspection, Slice of Life, a small amount of hurt followed by a disproportionate amount of comfort, Anxiety, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Spiders, Blood, Halloween, Kissing, cozy season, autumn vibe, Implied/Referenced Sex 

Links from author's notes:
Find QuaintlyFig here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/QuaintlyFig/
Find the prompt generator here: https://perchance.org/somethin-witchy-afoot

Cover image photo by Robin McSkelly: https://unsplash.com/@robinmcskelly

No Rules in Breakable Heaven by dimplyowl

No Rules in Breakable Heaven by dimplyowl
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54622396

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Modern-AU friends-to-lovers story featuring Ed and Stede as podcast hosts.

Selected tags: First time, pining while fucking, Trans Ed Teach, vaginal sex, soft dom Stede Bonnet

Content warning: Slight degradation kink but everyone is into it.

Excerpt from author's note: Ed is a trans man in this and words used for his genitalia are cock, cunt, hole, g-spot, and lips.

Tags: First Time, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Ed has a T-dick, Vaginal Sex, Squirting, Love Confessions, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, They have a podcast together, Based on a clip from the Basement Yard, Dom/sub vibes, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Kink Discovery, Praise Kink, Slight degradation kink, Ed is a slut, hot dogging, just a bitas a treat, Stede Bonnet Has a Big Dick, humor I hope 

 

The Kissing Game by veeagainst

The Kissing Game by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is rated mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings. For the podfic, no archive warnings apply.

It's a canon era story set during probation, which in this story lasts more than a day. Sorry, Ed.

Tags and the link to the original work are available in "Behind this track" on Soundcloud.

Summary: Ed wants to take things slow but he also really likes kissing Stede. He invents a game to try to make both of these things happen.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51910036

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, cat boy ed, sugar daddy ed, Kissing Games, Fun and Games, post s2e5, pre s2e6, Episode: s02e06 Calypso's Birthday, Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, is Stede a soft dom if he doesn't know he's doing it, "It's the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!", ed and stede just love playing silly games together, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Ed buys Stede clothing, Canon Era, Canon Compliant

Cover illustration by Merryfinches https://bsky.app/profile/merryfinches.bsky.social

Finer Arcana by unencryptid

Finer Arcana by unencryptid
An Our Flag Means Death fic
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is teen and up audiences, no archive warnings apply. It's a modern AU meet-cute.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58029124

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: 
In his haste to make it inside, Stede had forgotten he parked next to the curb and stumbled against the cement block in spectacular fashion. The toe of his penny loafers was irreparably scuffed, and as if to add insult to injury, Stede was forced to watch his favorite ceramic travel mug shatter on the pavement, taking the last of his favorite small batch roast with it.

Stede's running late, but this time it might actually be fate.

written for AUgust prompt "any tarot card"

Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Prompt Fill, Meet-Cute, Tarot, Tarot is my OTHER hyperfixation, Fate, Soulmates, in a conceptual way not in a trope way, Two of cups, Stede has a bad morning, or does he?, Romantic Fluff, Love at First Sight, No Beta We die like Badmintons

I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther

I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen and up audiences, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58705147

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: 
It’s Stede’s fault.

Ed only called him babe, and it was once, and besides which, Frenchie calls people babe all the time and he’s literally aro, so it doesn’t have to mean anything.

But then Stede leans over and says, with a wink “Sweetheart, I’m going to hit the bar, would you like anything?”

Sweetheart.

It's definitely Stede's fault.

Tags: Pining, Mutual Pining, Pining while.... whatever the fuck it is they're doing, Pet Names, Commitment to the Bit, Making everyone around them uncomfortable with their mutual obsession, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, the tiniest bit of angst, First Kiss, Getting Together, Jeff the Pooper, no beta we die like- mmm actually that one's too soon