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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
Episodes
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Saturday Apr 04, 2026
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Content Warning Details for Sex with Other People (Spoilers)
- Stede gets his dick sucked by someone else who he pretends is Ed. It is only briefly described.
Wednesday Mar 18, 2026
Wednesday Mar 18, 2026
Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.
Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands
SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW
Ed is described as running away from home as a teenager and stealing from his victims before becoming a professional thief. Also, clarifying again here, that Ed has a very vivid nightmare where he kills Stede by draining him via sex. Sorry!
Sunday Sep 07, 2025
Sunday Sep 07, 2025
In the Fullness of the Moon by LyraTalise (music and sfx free version)
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69816301
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Mary Allamby Bonnet/Evelyn Higgins
Summary: Mary Allamby Bonnet knows her husband of two years Stede is in love—too bad it isn't with her. Good thing Mary knows just who to talk it over with, her friend Evelyn Higgins, the local woodwitch, who offers an unusual solution. Written for #MurderWidowsWeekend.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Sort Of, David Jenkins’ School of Fairy Tale Dialogue, Witches, Blacksmithing, Moonglow Basking, Alcohol, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Multiple Orgasms, Orgy, Canon-Typical Infidelity, Anal Sex, if you don't blink, Background Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet