OFMD Podfics by Littlefingies

Written work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57871075

Doublepod collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/DoublePod

red, red wine by scarrletmoon
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69637851

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Who orders that much wine at the last minute, anyway? And what kind of name is Stede Bonnet?

Tags: Wine, Meet-Cute, Daddy Issues

This podfic is part of the DoublePod event, which means that my co-podder Rae made another podfic of the same story in their own style! I encourage you to give their version a listen and check out the rest of the podfics in the collection.
Rae's podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/85548986
Ao3 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/DoublePod

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands

Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X

SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW

 

 

Content Warning Details for Sex with Other People (Spoilers)

Stede gets his dick sucked by someone else who he pretends is Ed. It is only briefly described.

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands

Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X

SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW

 

 

Ed is described as running away from home as a teenager and stealing from his victims before becoming a professional thief. Also, clarifying again here, that Ed has a very vivid nightmare where he kills Stede by draining him via sex. Sorry! 

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands

Music: That's What I Want by Lil Nas X

SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW

 

 

Details for Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Boundary Violations, Crime, Stalking, Nightmares, Sex with Other People: This 100% does what it says on the tin. Ed is a succubus who feeds via oral sex in the back alley of a bar. Stede is the human who keeps watching him do it. Ed is aware that Stede’s there. Ed’s victims don’t know they’re being watched. Ed sets boundaries that Stede disregards, but all of the sex between them is consensual, and they are both very into it. Ed has used his abilities to commit financial crimes. Ed stalks Stede. Stede doesn’t know but would be jazzed if he did know. Ed has a nightmare that his power kills Stede. Stede has sex with someone else at Ed's insistence. It isn't successful.

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands

SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW

 

 

Content Warning Details for Sex with Other People (Spoilers)

• Stede gets his dick sucked by someone else who he pretends is Ed. It is only briefly described.

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands

SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW

 

 

Ed is described as running away from home as a teenager and stealing from his victims before becoming a professional thief. Also, clarifying again here, that Ed has a very vivid nightmare where he kills Stede by draining him via sex. Sorry! 

Calling Your Name by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/65946283/chapters/169900702

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Night after night, Ed lures men into an alleyway and takes them against the wall. Stede watches. He’s not proud of himself, but he can’t look away, unable to fight his growing obsession. He's never wanted anything so much in his life, but he's the one person Ed won't touch.

Tags: Modern Setting - AU, Alternate Universe - Succubi & Incubi, Smut, Angst, Happy Ending, Succubi & Incubi, Succubus, Monsterfucking, monsterloving, Kissing, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Frottage, Come Eating, Voyeurism, Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Sex With Other People, Stalking, Public Sex, Runaway, Thief, Crime, Nightmares, boundary violations, Bars, Drinking, Mentioned: Lucius Spriggs, Mentioned: Izzy Hands

SPOILERY CONTENT WARNINGS FROM THE AUTHOR BELOW

 

 

Details for Non-Consensual Voyeurism, Boundary Violations, Crime, Stalking, Nightmares, Sex with Other People: This 100% does what it says on the tin. Ed is a succubus who feeds via oral sex in the back alley of a bar. Stede is the human who keeps watching him do it. Ed is aware that Stede’s there. Ed’s victims don’t know they’re being watched. Ed sets boundaries that Stede disregards, but all of the sex between them is consensual, and they are both very into it. Ed has used his abilities to commit financial crimes. Ed stalks Stede. Stede doesn’t know but would be jazzed if he did know. Ed has a nightmare that his power kills Stede. Stede has sex with someone else at Ed's insistence. It isn't successful.

Let the world around us just fall apart by Temporal_discounting
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/71253786

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed and Stede work together to repair the teeny tiny Revenge. Set in a sort of nebulous time in between episodes 5 and 6 of Season 2.

Tags: Canon Compliant, Season 2, Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, probation era, in a world where Ed's probation lasted longer than a day, taking it slow, Fluff, fixing things as a metaphor for repairing a relationship, talking it through as a crew, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet

In the Fullness of the Moon by LyraTalise
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69816301

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Mary Allamby Bonnet/Evelyn Higgins 

Summary: Mary Allamby Bonnet knows her husband of two years Stede is in love—too bad it isn't with her. Good thing Mary knows just who to talk it over with, her friend Evelyn Higgins, the local woodwitch, who offers an unusual solution. Written for #MurderWidowsWeekend.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Sort Of, David Jenkins’ School of Fairy Tale Dialogue, Witches, Blacksmithing, Moonglow Basking, Alcohol, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Multiple Orgasms, Orgy, Canon-Typical Infidelity, Anal Sex, if you don't blink, Background Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Intro/outro music: Florence and the Machine - Everybody Scream

In the Fullness of the Moon by LyraTalise (music and sfx free version)
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69816301

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Mary Allamby Bonnet/Evelyn Higgins 

Summary: Mary Allamby Bonnet knows her husband of two years Stede is in love—too bad it isn't with her. Good thing Mary knows just who to talk it over with, her friend Evelyn Higgins, the local woodwitch, who offers an unusual solution. Written for #MurderWidowsWeekend.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Fairy Tale, Fairy Tale Elements, Sort Of, David Jenkins’ School of Fairy Tale Dialogue, Witches, Blacksmithing, Moonglow Basking, Alcohol, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Multiple Orgasms, Orgy, Canon-Typical Infidelity, Anal Sex, if you don't blink, Background Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Chapter 8/8 - this podfic is now complete!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 7/8

 

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/147075253

Chapter 6/8 - We're all caught up with the remaster, this podfic chapter is brand new!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 5/8 - Remastered and with new music!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146793109

Chapter 4/8 - Remastered and with new music!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Link to this chapter to see the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146660089

Chapter 3/8 (remastered and featuring new music!)

 

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146528212#workskin

Chapter 2/8 - Remastered and featuring updated music!

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Chapter 1/8 (remaster with new music!)

Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.

Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk 

Credits: 

Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Featuring music from Stardew Valley

Link to the art: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350#workskin

Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Selections from Chapter 5 - Abridged for audio (collab between author + podficcer)

Rating: Explicit, Creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38614536/chapters/96531126

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Author Summary: 

Every happy ending has a beginning.

Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.

Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.

Tags: Backstory, semi-realistic, Minor Violence, Young Edward, Jack being a dick, hornigold, cw: blood, cw: dark, a canonical exploration, Angst and Humor, edward teach being an absolute menace, edward teach being an absolute badass, Edward Teach inspiring everyone to love and hate him at the same time, As you do, young!Ed, young!Jack, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Slavery, cw: drug use

Credits:
- Cover photo: https://unsplash.com/@gustavo0351
- Music: Kua Tipa Ra - Maori Lullaby, performed by Justine Wheeler & Louise Raven-Tiemele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwc3PptKeo
- Intro/Outro: The Bass Singers of TikTok - Hoist The Colours (A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCRK_5P51E