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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
Episodes
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Selections from Chapter 5 - Abridged for audio (collab between author + podficcer)
Rating: Explicit, Creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38614536/chapters/96531126
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Author Summary:
Every happy ending has a beginning.
Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.
Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.
Tags: Backstory, semi-realistic, Minor Violence, Young Edward, Jack being a dick, hornigold, cw: blood, cw: dark, a canonical exploration, Angst and Humor, edward teach being an absolute menace, edward teach being an absolute badass, Edward Teach inspiring everyone to love and hate him at the same time, As you do, young!Ed, young!Jack, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Slavery, cw: drug use
Credits:
- Cover photo: https://unsplash.com/@gustavo0351
- Music: Kua Tipa Ra - Maori Lullaby, performed by Justine Wheeler & Louise Raven-Tiemele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwc3PptKeo
- Intro/Outro: The Bass Singers of TikTok - Hoist The Colours (A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCRK_5P51E
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
Truth by FPWoper
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: G, No archive warnings apply
Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60959725/chapters/155727373
Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Black Pete."
Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone
Monday May 26, 2025
Monday May 26, 2025
Motivation by FPWoper
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: G, No archive warnings apply
Link to original: https://archiveofourown.org/works/47507893/chapters/119726113
Littlefingies on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary from the author: "A short drabble about Jim realising something about Oluwande."
Music Credit: "Here Comes the Sun" by Nina Simone
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
We Fit Together by allyisreading
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54036202
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
This is a season two missing scene set the morning after Calypso's birthday.
Tags: Canon Universe, Fluff, POV Jim Jimenez, Not Beta Read, She/They Archie, Garlic Knot/Garlic Soup Polycule, Deleted Scene, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 3/3
Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit
with art by babykittenteach
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 2/3
Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit
with art by babykittenteach
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 1/3
Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit
with art by babykittenteach
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Just To Kiss Me, written by adhduck
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45974647
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Ed is learning how to be cared for, which apparently involves Stede helping him shave, and also saying what he wants--and what he doesn't. (Or: ace!Ed is about to be so, so fucking loved).
Tags: Asexual Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sex-Favorable Blackbeard | Edward Teach, (/sex neutral), discussion of asexuality, discussion of sex, Implied/offscreen masturbation, Making Out, Shaving, Facial Shaving, stede shaves ed and it's VERY tender, Internalized Acephobia, (don't worry they talk through it all), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Neck Kissing, bc if ed's gonna shave his beard by god his neck and jaw deserve some love, Author is Asexual, basically i wanted ace!ed to be cared for and loved so FUCKING tenderly, and to have more fics with sex-favorable characters but not sex scenes bc there aren't many, Post-Season/Series 01, (i feel like i gotta use this now instead of post-canon lol), Non-Sexual Intimacy, sensual intimacy
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Slow Down by dance_across
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50845096
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Ed has some very specific ideas about what the collar means. Stede hasn't quite caught up yet.
Tags: POV Stede Bonnet, Ed's Collar, Kink Discovery, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Masturbation, Light Dom/sub, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02, Looking but not touching, taking it slow, Kissing, First Time, Ed Is Bad At Accepting Compliments, But Here Comes Stede The Compliment Machine, Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life
Narrator's note: This podfic is a prompt fill for dance_across for the OFMD Gotcha for Gaza, which I still think is one of the coolest things this fandom has ever done. There are still unassigned prompts, so if you're an artist, a writer, or a podficcer I encourage you to check those out!
Info: https://ofmd-gotcha-for-gaza.carrd.co/
AO3 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/OFMD_Gotcha_for_Gaza
OFMDAction on bksy: https://bsky.app/profile/ofmdaction.bsky.social
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
spendin' time together (watch out, don't let it get you down) by ingydar
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61717048
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Music: The Promise (Samia cover)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: ed and stede's first breakfasts together
Tags: Breakfast, Morning Kisses, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Missing Scene
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 5/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 4/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 3/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 2/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 1/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Harpsichord Lessons by Temporal_discounting
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: G, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60556876
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: An exploration of Stede's developing feelings for Ed. Set shortly after season 1, episode 5.
Tags: Canon-Compliant, Post-Episode: s01e05 The Best Revenge Is Dressing Well, Developing Relationship, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, but he doesn't quite understand that yet, Stede is figuring some stuff out, Fluff, Non-Sexual Intimacy
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Now You Get To Say That To Me by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: E, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59319115
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: After Izzy dies, Stede comforts Ed. A glimpse into a moment elided by canon.
Tags: Episode: s02e08 Mermen, Missing Scene, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hurt/Comfort, Tender Sex, Anal Sex, Grief/Mourning
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Halloween Sunset by the_widow_olivia
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59976721
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Music: Halloween Sunset by John Craigie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChAhRxI9I3o)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Ed and Stede set out to carve a jack-o-lantern for the inn, and Ed reflects on love in a season of change.
Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeepers Era, Domestic Fluff, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), Introspection, Slice of Life, a small amount of hurt followed by a disproportionate amount of comfort, Anxiety, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Spiders, Blood, Halloween, Kissing, cozy season, autumn vibe, Implied/Referenced Sex
Links from author's notes:
Find QuaintlyFig here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/QuaintlyFig/
Find the prompt generator here: https://perchance.org/somethin-witchy-afoot
Cover image photo by Robin McSkelly: https://unsplash.com/@robinmcskelly
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
The Kissing Game by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
This fic is rated mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings. For the podfic, no archive warnings apply.
It's a canon era story set during probation, which in this story lasts more than a day. Sorry, Ed.
Tags and the link to the original work are available in "Behind this track" on Soundcloud.
Summary: Ed wants to take things slow but he also really likes kissing Stede. He invents a game to try to make both of these things happen.
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51910036
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Tags: Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, cat boy ed, sugar daddy ed, Kissing Games, Fun and Games, post s2e5, pre s2e6, Episode: s02e06 Calypso's Birthday, Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, is Stede a soft dom if he doesn't know he's doing it, "It's the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!", ed and stede just love playing silly games together, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Ed buys Stede clothing, Canon Era, Canon Compliant
Cover illustration by Merryfinches https://bsky.app/profile/merryfinches.bsky.social
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
only murders on the mainland by KiaraSayre
An Our Flag Means Death fic
Read by Littlefingies
The original work is unrated, and the creator chose not to use archive warnings. The podfic is rated Teen and up audiences, and no archive warnings apply.
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50913808
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary: After a chance encounter with someone from Stede's past, some of the crew realize that they don't know as much about him as they thought they did. So they do the sensible thing and, rather than asking Stede, mount a detailed investigation. Tragically, they're several hundred years too early to start a podcast.
Relationships: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari & Lucius Spriggs, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Oluwande Boodhari, Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez, Archie & Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez
Tags: Fluff, Humor, Mystery, All the vibes of a true-crime podcast with none of the technology, Miscommunication, Seriously this fic is 14k of characters being confused, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Mentions of Violence, mentions of trauma, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations (but mostly at the end), POV Oluwande Boodhari, Dialogue Heavy, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), And also: Absolutely Refusing To Talk It Through As A Crew