OFMD Podfics by Littlefingies

Easy-Peasy, Pudding and Fucking Pie by What_Accountants_Do

Easy-Peasy, Pudding and Fucking Pie by What_Accountants_Do
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: T, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57994408

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed heads out to Roach's cafe on a Friday night for a slice of pie. He meets one of Roach's friends who fled there to recover from a bad first date.

Tags: Meet-Cute, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, love in a cafe, Bad First Date, But Ed is there to pick up the pieces, Our Flag Means Death Happiness Happens Event, Not Beta Read 

 

Now You Get To Say That To Me by veeagainst

Now You Get To Say That To Me by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: E, creator chose not to use archive warnings

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59319115

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: After Izzy dies, Stede comforts Ed. A glimpse into a moment elided by canon.

Tags: Episode: s02e08 Mermen, Missing Scene, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Hurt/Comfort, Tender Sex, Anal Sex, Grief/Mourning 

Halloween Sunset by the_widow_olivia

Halloween Sunset by the_widow_olivia
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59976721

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Music: Halloween Sunset by John Craigie (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChAhRxI9I3o)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: Ed and Stede set out to carve a jack-o-lantern for the inn, and Ed reflects on love in a season of change.

Tags: Post-Canon, Innkeepers Era, Domestic Fluff, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), Introspection, Slice of Life, a small amount of hurt followed by a disproportionate amount of comfort, Anxiety, Seasonal Affective Disorder, Spiders, Blood, Halloween, Kissing, cozy season, autumn vibe, Implied/Referenced Sex 

Links from author's notes:
Find QuaintlyFig here: https://archiveofourown.org/users/QuaintlyFig/
Find the prompt generator here: https://perchance.org/somethin-witchy-afoot

Cover image photo by Robin McSkelly: https://unsplash.com/@robinmcskelly

No Rules in Breakable Heaven by dimplyowl

No Rules in Breakable Heaven by dimplyowl
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54622396

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet

Modern-AU friends-to-lovers story featuring Ed and Stede as podcast hosts.

Selected tags: First time, pining while fucking, Trans Ed Teach, vaginal sex, soft dom Stede Bonnet

Content warning: Slight degradation kink but everyone is into it.

Excerpt from author's note: Ed is a trans man in this and words used for his genitalia are cock, cunt, hole, g-spot, and lips.

Tags: First Time, Mutual Pining, Pining while fucking, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Ed has a T-dick, Vaginal Sex, Squirting, Love Confessions, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, They have a podcast together, Based on a clip from the Basement Yard, Dom/sub vibes, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Sub Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Kink Discovery, Praise Kink, Slight degradation kink, Ed is a slut, hot dogging, just a bitas a treat, Stede Bonnet Has a Big Dick, humor I hope 

 

Go for Broke (5/5) by ghostalservice, stedesmoth

Go for Broke by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
An Our Flag Means Death fic
with art by Stedesmoth
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is rated explicit, no archive warnings apply. It's an alternate universe based on The Terror TV show.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58230091/chapters/148280182

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary: The dickfuck of it all is that Ed didn’t even want to find the fucking Northwest Passage. (A The Terror AU)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Alternate Universe - 1840s, Alternate Universe - The Terror (TV), Arctic Exploration, Creepy vibes, Huddling For Warmth, Time Skips, Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural Elements, Ice, Snow, hail, Fog, various cold weather

Thank you to Kninjaknitter who recorded the sea shanty for the last chapter! If you haven't listened to any of their podfics, check them out - you're in for a treat.

Go for Broke (4/5) by ghostalservice, stedesmoth

Chapter 4/5

Go for Broke by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
An Our Flag Means Death fic
with art by Stedesmoth
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is rated explicit, no archive warnings apply. It's an alternate universe based on The Terror TV show.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58230091/chapters/148280182

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary: The dickfuck of it all is that Ed didn’t even want to find the fucking Northwest Passage. (A The Terror AU)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Alternate Universe - 1840s, Alternate Universe - The Terror (TV), Arctic Exploration, Creepy vibes, Huddling For Warmth, Time Skips, Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural Elements, Ice, Snow, hail, Fog, various cold weather

Explicit section in chapter 4: 26:45-39:50

Summary of explicit section in chapter 4: Ed and Stede have sex in Ed's cabin. We find out that Ed has been into Stede since he was staying in the sick bay. At one point, Ed masturbated in his bunk in the sick bay, surrounded by curtains. Stede realizes that he heard him.

Go for Broke (3/5) by ghostalservice, stedesmoth

Chapter 3/5

Go for Broke by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
An Our Flag Means Death fic
with art by Stedesmoth
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is rated explicit, no archive warnings apply. It's an alternate universe based on The Terror TV show.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58230091/chapters/148280182

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary: The dickfuck of it all is that Ed didn’t even want to find the fucking Northwest Passage. (A The Terror AU)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Alternate Universe - 1840s, Alternate Universe - The Terror (TV), Arctic Exploration, Creepy vibes, Huddling For Warmth, Time Skips, Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural Elements, Ice, Snow, hail, Fog, various cold weather

Explicit section in chapter 3: 41:27-47:40

Summary of explicit section in chapter 3: Ed and Stede fool around in the tent. It's very sweet.

Go for Broke (2/5) by ghostalservice, stedesmoth

Chapter 2/5

Go for Broke by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
An Our Flag Means Death fic
with art by Stedesmoth
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is rated explicit, no archive warnings apply. It's an alternate universe based on The Terror TV show.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58230091/chapters/148280182

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary: The dickfuck of it all is that Ed didn’t even want to find the fucking Northwest Passage. (A The Terror AU)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Alternate Universe - 1840s, Alternate Universe - The Terror (TV), Arctic Exploration, Creepy vibes, Huddling For Warmth, Time Skips, Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural Elements, Ice, Snow, hail, Fog, various cold weather

CW: Ed’s fighting pneumonia in chapter 2, with all the gross lung shit that entails (not in detail, though!)

Go for Broke (1/5) by ghostalservice, stedesmoth

Chapter 1/5

Go for Broke by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
An Our Flag Means Death fic
with art by Stedesmoth
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is rated explicit, no archive warnings apply. It's an alternate universe based on The Terror TV show.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58230091/chapters/148280182

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary: The dickfuck of it all is that Ed didn’t even want to find the fucking Northwest Passage. (A The Terror AU)

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Alternate Universe - 1840s, Alternate Universe - The Terror (TV), Arctic Exploration, Creepy vibes, Huddling For Warmth, Time Skips, Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural Elements, Ice, Snow, hail, Fog, various cold weather

The Kissing Game by veeagainst

The Kissing Game by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is rated mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings. For the podfic, no archive warnings apply.

It's a canon era story set during probation, which in this story lasts more than a day. Sorry, Ed.

Tags and the link to the original work are available in "Behind this track" on Soundcloud.

Summary: Ed wants to take things slow but he also really likes kissing Stede. He invents a game to try to make both of these things happen.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51910036

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Tags: Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, cat boy ed, sugar daddy ed, Kissing Games, Fun and Games, post s2e5, pre s2e6, Episode: s02e06 Calypso's Birthday, Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, is Stede a soft dom if he doesn't know he's doing it, "It's the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!", ed and stede just love playing silly games together, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Ed buys Stede clothing, Canon Era, Canon Compliant

Cover illustration by Merryfinches https://bsky.app/profile/merryfinches.bsky.social

Finer Arcana by unencryptid

Finer Arcana by unencryptid
An Our Flag Means Death fic
Read by Littlefingies

This fic is teen and up audiences, no archive warnings apply. It's a modern AU meet-cute.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58029124

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: 
In his haste to make it inside, Stede had forgotten he parked next to the curb and stumbled against the cement block in spectacular fashion. The toe of his penny loafers was irreparably scuffed, and as if to add insult to injury, Stede was forced to watch his favorite ceramic travel mug shatter on the pavement, taking the last of his favorite small batch roast with it.

Stede's running late, but this time it might actually be fate.

written for AUgust prompt "any tarot card"

Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Prompt Fill, Meet-Cute, Tarot, Tarot is my OTHER hyperfixation, Fate, Soulmates, in a conceptual way not in a trope way, Two of cups, Stede has a bad morning, or does he?, Romantic Fluff, Love at First Sight, No Beta We die like Badmintons

I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther

I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies

Rating: Teen and up audiences, no archive warnings apply

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58705147

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet 

Summary: 
It’s Stede’s fault.

Ed only called him babe, and it was once, and besides which, Frenchie calls people babe all the time and he’s literally aro, so it doesn’t have to mean anything.

But then Stede leans over and says, with a wink “Sweetheart, I’m going to hit the bar, would you like anything?”

Sweetheart.

It's definitely Stede's fault.

Tags: Pining, Mutual Pining, Pining while.... whatever the fuck it is they're doing, Pet Names, Commitment to the Bit, Making everyone around them uncomfortable with their mutual obsession, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, the tiniest bit of angst, First Kiss, Getting Together, Jeff the Pooper, no beta we die like- mmm actually that one's too soon 

 

only murders on the mainland by KiaraSayre

only murders on the mainland by KiaraSayre
An Our Flag Means Death fic
Read by Littlefingies

The original work is unrated, and the creator chose not to use archive warnings. The podfic is rated Teen and up audiences, and no archive warnings apply.

Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50913808

Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works

Summary: After a chance encounter with someone from Stede's past, some of the crew realize that they don't know as much about him as they thought they did. So they do the sensible thing and, rather than asking Stede, mount a detailed investigation. Tragically, they're several hundred years too early to start a podcast.

Relationships: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari & Lucius Spriggs, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Oluwande Boodhari, Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez, Archie & Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez

Tags: Fluff, Humor, Mystery, All the vibes of a true-crime podcast with none of the technology, Miscommunication, Seriously this fic is 14k of characters being confused, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Mentions of Violence, mentions of trauma, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations (but mostly at the end), POV Oluwande Boodhari, Dialogue Heavy, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), And also: Absolutely Refusing To Talk It Through As A Crew