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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede. This podcast is not monetized.
Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social)
I do occasionally host podfics by other narrators on this stream, be sure to check out the show notes to find their work!
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Episodes

May 9, 2025
May 9, 2025
15 min
I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58705147
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary:
It’s Stede’s fault.
Ed only called him babe, and it was once, and besides which, Frenchie calls people babe all the time and he’s literally aro, so it doesn’t have to mean anything.
But then Stede leans over and says, with a wink “Sweetheart, I’m going to hit the bar, would you like anything?”
Sweetheart.
It's definitely Stede's fault.
Tags: Pining, Mutual Pining, Pining while.... whatever the fuck it is they're doing, Pet Names, Commitment to the Bit, Making everyone around them uncomfortable with their mutual obsession, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, the tiniest bit of angst, First Kiss, Getting Together, Jeff the Pooper, no beta we die like- mmm actually that one's too soon

May 9, 2025
May 9, 2025
1hr 26 min
only murders on the mainland by KiaraSayre
An Our Flag Means Death fic
Read by Littlefingies
The original work is unrated, and the creator chose not to use archive warnings. The podfic is rated Teen and up audiences, and no archive warnings apply.
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50913808
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary: After a chance encounter with someone from Stede's past, some of the crew realize that they don't know as much about him as they thought they did. So they do the sensible thing and, rather than asking Stede, mount a detailed investigation. Tragically, they're several hundred years too early to start a podcast.
Relationships: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari & Lucius Spriggs, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Oluwande Boodhari, Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez, Archie & Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez
Tags: Fluff, Humor, Mystery, All the vibes of a true-crime podcast with none of the technology, Miscommunication, Seriously this fic is 14k of characters being confused, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Mentions of Violence, mentions of trauma, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations (but mostly at the end), POV Oluwande Boodhari, Dialogue Heavy, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), And also: Absolutely Refusing To Talk It Through As A Crew
