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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
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Wednesday May 28, 2025
Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis (selections from ch5)
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Wednesday May 28, 2025
Never Shall We Die by nocturneequuis
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Selections from Chapter 5 - Abridged for audio (collab between author + podficcer)
Rating: Explicit, Creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/38614536/chapters/96531126
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Author Summary:
Every happy ending has a beginning.
Before the famous Blackbeard, before the romance with a certain Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach was a young waif, thirteen years old, blood on his hands and the life at sea as a pirate his only escape. Life under the clever but cold Ben Hornigold isn't easy, and less so for the youngest member of the crew who can't seem to stay out of trouble. It takes all of Edward's wit, cunning, and sheer tenacity just to survive, let alone find his own way in the world full of people who want to keep him in his place.
Never Shall We Die is an epic story full of adventure and freedom, wild joy, crushing despair, friends, enemies, mentors and lovers... Watch as Edward Teach grows from a boy to a man, discovering himself and honing his skills to become the greatest pirate the world has ever known.
Tags: Backstory, semi-realistic, Minor Violence, Young Edward, Jack being a dick, hornigold, cw: blood, cw: dark, a canonical exploration, Angst and Humor, edward teach being an absolute menace, edward teach being an absolute badass, Edward Teach inspiring everyone to love and hate him at the same time, As you do, young!Ed, young!Jack, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Slavery, cw: drug use
Credits:
- Cover photo: https://unsplash.com/@gustavo0351
- Music: Kua Tipa Ra - Maori Lullaby, performed by Justine Wheeler & Louise Raven-Tiemele https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZwc3PptKeo
- Intro/Outro: The Bass Singers of TikTok - Hoist The Colours (A Cappella) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhCRK_5P51E
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