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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
Episodes
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 2/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 1/8
The Midnight Cafe by Karawrites and Deanbird
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57516604/chapters/146339422
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cafe ambiance includes Fade Into You by Mazzy Star
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Novelist Ed Teach, author of The Art of Fuckery, doesn’t expect to bump into a fan when he joins the host of regulars at The Midnight Cafe. Worse, Stede Bonnet doesn’t seem to realise who he is.
“Eight chapters, eight romance tropes. One swoonworthy ride.” - The Revenge Times
“Percolated perfection of love and joy. A sweet treat for your eyeballs.” - SJ Publishing
“It’s fine, I guess, if you like two-person love triangles.” - Nigel Badminton, Critic
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Meet-Cute, Coffee Shops, Famous Author Edward Teach, Fan Stede Bonnet, Slow Burn, Idiots in Love, Mild Angst, Two Person Love Triangle, Deep Introspection Upon The Nature of Writing, Miscommunication, Angst with a Happy Ending
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
We Fit Together by allyisreading
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54036202
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez
This is a season two missing scene set the morning after Calypso's birthday.
Tags: Canon Universe, Fluff, POV Jim Jimenez, Not Beta Read, She/They Archie, Garlic Knot/Garlic Soup Polycule, Deleted Scene, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 3/3
Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit
with art by babykittenteach
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 2/3
Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit
with art by babykittenteach
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 1/3
Ariadne, written by FerventRabbit
with art by babykittenteach
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/56918557
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: While out thrifting for furniture and decorations for the inn, Ed comes across a painting that leads him on a journey of self-discovery and self-acceptance.
Tags: Self-Reflection, Anal Sex, Crying During Sex, Light Angst, Introspection, ed teach in a dress, Greek Mythology - Freeform, Hand Jobs, david jenkins school of fashion design, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, innkeepers, Post-Canon, Obsessive thoughts, author has OCD, innkeeper era, stede attempts to draw but gets distracted by the most beautiful princess on earth, the princess is ed btw, playing with gender expression, Blowjobs, Soft Blackbeard | Edward Teach, 18th century photoshop, Post-Season/Series 02, Worshipful smut, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Music: Sufjan Stevens "Shit Talk"
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Adult Swim (Dreams do come true), written by LaMer_nathalie
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61754035
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede is fairly newly divorced, and hasn't found the courage or the time to dip his toes into the dating pool. So he's working on himself, one lap swim at a time. He notices a devastatingly handsome swimmer one evening. Cut to scene...
Tags: Fluff, gentlebeard, Fitness Fic, That Yummy Smelling Soap, The Meatmarket that is Adult Swim at the Public Pool, Okay maybe that is just wish fulfillment, Public Nudity, Butts
Cover image source: Stephen Ventura https://unsplash.com/@stephen_ventura
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Just To Kiss Me, written by adhduck
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Mature, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/45974647
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Ed is learning how to be cared for, which apparently involves Stede helping him shave, and also saying what he wants--and what he doesn't. (Or: ace!Ed is about to be so, so fucking loved).
Tags: Asexual Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sex-Favorable Blackbeard | Edward Teach, (/sex neutral), discussion of asexuality, discussion of sex, Implied/offscreen masturbation, Making Out, Shaving, Facial Shaving, stede shaves ed and it's VERY tender, Internalized Acephobia, (don't worry they talk through it all), Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Neck Kissing, bc if ed's gonna shave his beard by god his neck and jaw deserve some love, Author is Asexual, basically i wanted ace!ed to be cared for and loved so FUCKING tenderly, and to have more fics with sex-favorable characters but not sex scenes bc there aren't many, Post-Season/Series 01, (i feel like i gotta use this now instead of post-canon lol), Non-Sexual Intimacy, sensual intimacy
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Slow Down by dance_across
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50845096
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Ed has some very specific ideas about what the collar means. Stede hasn't quite caught up yet.
Tags: POV Stede Bonnet, Ed's Collar, Kink Discovery, Soft Dom Stede Bonnet, Masturbation, Light Dom/sub, Our Flag Means Death (TV) Season/Series 02, Looking but not touching, taking it slow, Kissing, First Time, Ed Is Bad At Accepting Compliments, But Here Comes Stede The Compliment Machine, Post-Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life
Narrator's note: This podfic is a prompt fill for dance_across for the OFMD Gotcha for Gaza, which I still think is one of the coolest things this fandom has ever done. There are still unassigned prompts, so if you're an artist, a writer, or a podficcer I encourage you to check those out!
Info: https://ofmd-gotcha-for-gaza.carrd.co/
AO3 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/OFMD_Gotcha_for_Gaza
OFMDAction on bksy: https://bsky.app/profile/ofmdaction.bsky.social
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Come What May by serpent_and_dahlia
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59291158
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: After a break up, Stede comes over to his best buddy Ed's house for a movie night. Is tonight the night that Ed finally tells him how he feels? Maybe, but expect 9,000 words of panic attack first.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, Blackbeard | Edward Teach is Down Bad, brief Stede Bonnet/other, Moulin Rouge (2001) is weirdly central to the premise for some reason, No actual knowledge of Moulin Rouge (2001) needed, Mutual Pining, Idiots in Love, Getting Together
Note from the author: Hi friends! Here we are, baby's first modern AU. Basically I was watching Moulin Rouge a while back, and the next morning I woke up to a barely legible note that I'm pretty sure says, "Ed over-identifies with Satine???" And, well, here we are. As I mentioned in the tags, no previous knowledge of Moulin Rouge should be necessary here. Enjoy! 💜
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
spendin' time together (watch out, don't let it get you down) by ingydar
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61717048
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Music: The Promise (Samia cover)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: ed and stede's first breakfasts together
Tags: Breakfast, Morning Kisses, Canon Compliant, Post-Canon, Missing Scene
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 5/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 4/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 3/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 2/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 1/5
A Pirate Carol by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, creator chose not to use archive warnings
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/61243303/chapters/156515560
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Cover image by xray_vex: https://bsky.app/profile/xrayvex.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Set immediately before the crew visits the Republic of Pirates to fence their remaining hostage - Stede has a series of dreams about his past, present, and future that lead him to one conclusion: he has to meet Blackbeard.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon Era, Episode: s01e03 A Gentleman Pirate, Alternate Universe - A Christmas Carol Fusion, First Kiss
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Cherry by Ingydar
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59366038
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
OFMD Holestice 2024 collection: https://archiveofourown.org/collections/Holestice2024
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Free Use, Spanking, the lightest eensiest weensiest bit of exhibitionism
Summary:
Stede should be praised, exalted for his restraint.
Ed is lying on the couch, tummy down, knees bent and legs crossed at the ankles. He’s got a game controller in his hands, big headphones on his head (kitty ears and all), a lollipop in his mouth, lower lip tantalizingly red.
“You fuck,” he grunts into the microphone around the candy, flexing his ankles. “You think you’re carrying?” He yanks it out of his mouth and sets it on the coffee table. “That’s fucking rich.”
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
There’s a Podfuckery afoot!
What would happen if a crew of Podficcers were to record the same story, each in their own style? The start and finish of the fics are all the same, but we’ve teamed up with a crew of writers to give you something a little different in the middle.
This is the Podfuckery narrated by littlefingies and written by bizarrelittlemew.
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 5/8
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs)
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 4/8
Strawberry Sweet by CommunionNimrod and pan_od_tortur
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction.
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Explicit, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57478858/chapters/146237350
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Music: Cover of Linda Ronstadt's Long Long Time by Dave Neves (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlcrH4y9dAs)
Cover art by Ram, embedded in fic. Find Ram here: https://bsky.app/profile/panodtortur.bsky.social
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary: Stede grew up on a farmhouse with his parents—his mother’s pride and joy—but after she passed, his father saw no reason to “waste their lives” and relocated them to a larger city. Now, decades later, his father has carked it and Stede is finally free to seek out the life he wants. With his divorce to Mary set in motion, Stede moves back to the same farm, hoping to start over. Problem is, he certainly has no idea how to be a proper farmer. Fortunately for him, his neighbor Ed Teach is also a farmer, and an incredibly experienced one at that. Ed seems more than happy to show him the ropes, as well as offer him genuine friendship. Stede doesn’t expect to also fall for him like a ton of bricks. Now, not only does he have to figure out how to successfully navigate his new life, but also grapple with the feelings whirling inside of him without chasing Ed away.
Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, fast burn, Inspired by Stardew Valley, POV Stede Bonnet, Reverse Big Bang Challenge, Minor Black Pete/Lucius Spriggs, Minor Garlic Soup, Stede Bonnet is Trying His Best, No Angst, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, SO MUCH FLUFF, we're talking surrounded by clouds levels of fluff, harvesting crops as a love language, Mary Allamby Bonnet & Stede Bonnet Friendship, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Outdoor Sex, Frottage, Anal Fingering, Masturbation, these horny bitches be switches /aff, strawberries as a metaphor for love, also an homage to Bill & Frank iykyk