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Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
Allow me to read you a bedtime story about gay pirates. (Or: I record OFMD podfics.) Some explicit content. Mostly Ed/Stede, some Garlic Soup and LuPete. Let me know if there’s a specific fic you’d like to request! Some recordings have music or sound effects but they tend to be pretty quiet. Please reach out to request a music/sfx free version of any podfic, and I can upload one for you. Gorgeous cover art by Sailor’s Ruin (https://bsky.app/profile/sailorsruin92.bsky.social) Find me: https://lnk.bio/littlefingies
Episodes

Friday May 09, 2025
Go for Broke (1/5) by ghostalservice, stedesmoth
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Chapter 1/5
Go for Broke by ghostalservice (plantainleaf)
An Our Flag Means Death fic
with art by Stedesmoth
Read by Littlefingies
This fic is rated explicit, no archive warnings apply. It's an alternate universe based on The Terror TV show.
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58230091/chapters/148280182
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary: The dickfuck of it all is that Ed didn’t even want to find the fucking Northwest Passage. (A The Terror AU)
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Tags: Alternate Universe - 1840s, Alternate Universe - The Terror (TV), Arctic Exploration, Creepy vibes, Huddling For Warmth, Time Skips, Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Supernatural Elements, Ice, Snow, hail, Fog, various cold weather

Friday May 09, 2025
The Kissing Game by veeagainst
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
The Kissing Game by veeagainst
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
This fic is rated mature, creator chose not to use archive warnings. For the podfic, no archive warnings apply.
It's a canon era story set during probation, which in this story lasts more than a day. Sorry, Ed.
Tags and the link to the original work are available in "Behind this track" on Soundcloud.
Summary: Ed wants to take things slow but he also really likes kissing Stede. He invents a game to try to make both of these things happen.
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51910036
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Tags: Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, cat boy ed, sugar daddy ed, Kissing Games, Fun and Games, post s2e5, pre s2e6, Episode: s02e06 Calypso's Birthday, Episode: s02e05 The Curse of the Seafaring Life, is Stede a soft dom if he doesn't know he's doing it, "It's the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter!", ed and stede just love playing silly games together, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Ed buys Stede clothing, Canon Era, Canon Compliant
Cover illustration by Merryfinches https://bsky.app/profile/merryfinches.bsky.social

Friday May 09, 2025
Finer Arcana by unencryptid
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
Finer Arcana by unencryptid
An Our Flag Means Death fic
Read by Littlefingies
This fic is teen and up audiences, no archive warnings apply. It's a modern AU meet-cute.
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58029124
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary:
In his haste to make it inside, Stede had forgotten he parked next to the curb and stumbled against the cement block in spectacular fashion. The toe of his penny loafers was irreparably scuffed, and as if to add insult to injury, Stede was forced to watch his favorite ceramic travel mug shatter on the pavement, taking the last of his favorite small batch roast with it.
Stede's running late, but this time it might actually be fate.
written for AUgust prompt "any tarot card"
Tags: Modern Era, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Prompt Fill, Meet-Cute, Tarot, Tarot is my OTHER hyperfixation, Fate, Soulmates, in a conceptual way not in a trope way, Two of cups, Stede has a bad morning, or does he?, Romantic Fluff, Love at First Sight, No Beta We die like Badmintons

Friday May 09, 2025
I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) by oatmilktruther
An Our Flag Means Death fanfiction
Read by Littlefingies
Rating: Teen and up audiences, no archive warnings apply
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58705147
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet
Summary:
It’s Stede’s fault.
Ed only called him babe, and it was once, and besides which, Frenchie calls people babe all the time and he’s literally aro, so it doesn’t have to mean anything.
But then Stede leans over and says, with a wink “Sweetheart, I’m going to hit the bar, would you like anything?”
Sweetheart.
It's definitely Stede's fault.
Tags: Pining, Mutual Pining, Pining while.... whatever the fuck it is they're doing, Pet Names, Commitment to the Bit, Making everyone around them uncomfortable with their mutual obsession, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, the tiniest bit of angst, First Kiss, Getting Together, Jeff the Pooper, no beta we die like- mmm actually that one's too soon

Friday May 09, 2025
only murders on the mainland by KiaraSayre
Friday May 09, 2025
Friday May 09, 2025
only murders on the mainland by KiaraSayre
An Our Flag Means Death fic
Read by Littlefingies
The original work is unrated, and the creator chose not to use archive warnings. The podfic is rated Teen and up audiences, and no archive warnings apply.
Link to original work: https://archiveofourown.org/works/50913808
Littlefingies on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/littlefingies/works
Summary: After a chance encounter with someone from Stede's past, some of the crew realize that they don't know as much about him as they thought they did. So they do the sensible thing and, rather than asking Stede, mount a detailed investigation. Tragically, they're several hundred years too early to start a podcast.
Relationships: Archie/Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Oluwande Boodhari & Lucius Spriggs, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Oluwande Boodhari, Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez, Archie & Oluwande Boodhari & Jim Jimenez
Tags: Fluff, Humor, Mystery, All the vibes of a true-crime podcast with none of the technology, Miscommunication, Seriously this fic is 14k of characters being confused, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Mentions of Violence, mentions of trauma, Polyamory, Polyamory Negotiations (but mostly at the end), POV Oluwande Boodhari, Dialogue Heavy, Talking It Through As a Crew (Our Flag Means Death), And also: Absolutely Refusing To Talk It Through As A Crew
